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The Lobster Quadrille by VeedMEDIC The Lobster Quadrille by VeedMEDIC
Посвящается песне Franz Ferdinand "The Lobster Quadrille" ([link]), Льюису Кэрроллу и всему тому, чего я не увидел в "Алисе в Стране Чудес" Тима Бёртона.

Кадриль Омаров.

Говорит треска улитке: "Побыстрей, дружок, иди!
Мне на хвост дельфин наступит - он плетется позади.
Видишь, крабы, черепахи мчатся к морю мимо нас.
Нынче бал у нас на взморье, ты пойдешь ли с нами в пляс?
Хочешь, можешь, можешь, хочешь ты пуститься в пляс?

Ты не знаешь, как приятно, как занятно быть треской.
Если нас забросят в море и умчит нас вал морской!"
"Ох! - улитка пропищала. - Далеко забросят нас!
Не хочу я, не могу я, не хочу я с вами в пляс.
Не могу я, не хочу я, не могу я в пляс!"

"Ах, что такое далеко? - ответила треска. -
Где далеко от Англии, там Франция близка.
За много миль от берегов есть берега опять.
Не робей, моя улитка, и пойдем со мной плясать.
Хочешь, можешь, можешь, хочешь ты со мной плясать?
Можешь, хочешь, хочешь, можешь ты со мной плясать?"

Вот так, как эта песня (а вы, я надеюсь её послушали, так как она замечательная) и должно было всё выглядеть. Несколько чопорно, но абсолютно ритмично, до безобразия величественно и сумасшедше до тотального ужаса и смеха до разрыва диафрагмы. Но факт в том, что такой продукт бы не стал продаваться, а это ни в коем случае не устроит Дисней. Печально, знаете ли.

В любом случае, на ваш суд моя интерпретация, выжидавшая рождения с первого прослушивания саундтрэка к Алисе) Алиса и Омар, косплеят Улитку и Треску))

English version (cut) of text above) dedicated to the song of Franz Ferdinand called "The Lobster Quadrille" ([link]), Lewis Carroll and my unfortunate disappointment in Burton's "AIW" version.

The Lobster Quadrille

"Will you walk a little faster?"
Said a whiting to a snail,
"There's a porpoise close behind us,
Treading on my tail."
See how eagerly the lobsters
And the turtles all advance!
They are waiting on the shingle -
Will you come and join the dance?
So, will you, won't you, won't you,
Will you, won't you join the dance?
Will you, won't you, will you,
Won't you, won't you join the dance?

"You can really have no notion
How delightful it will be
When they take us up and throw us,
With the lobsters, out to sea!"
But the snail replied, "Too far, too far!"
And gave a look askance -
Said he thanked the whiting kindly,
But he would not join the dance.
So, would not, could not, would not,
Could not, would not join the dance.
Would not, could not, would not,
Could not, could not join the dance.

"What matters it how far we go?"
His scaly friend replied,
"There is another shore, you know,
Upon the other side.
The further off from England
The nearer is to France -
Then turn not pale, beloved snail,
But come and join the dance.

Will you, won't you, will you,
Won't you, will you join the dance?
Will you, won't you, won't you,
Will you, won't you join the dance?

Will you, won't you, will you,
Won't you, won't you join the dance?
Will you, won't you, will you,
Won't you, won't you join the dance?
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:iconkazy-necrus:
Kazy-NecRus Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011
Как всегда шикарно)))))))))
Хм, можно было бы нарисовать серию иллюстраций к книге в этом духе)) А то все эти радостные пестрые картинки с кучей ненужных деталей уже осточертели. А эта работа - в самый раз!
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VeedMEDIC Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
в любом случае, как бы то ни было, первоначальные иллюстрации останутся самыми верными, ибо курировались самим Кэрроллом. но идея неплохая... была бы эдакая "Алиса в стране чудес, dark edition")) хотя я бы удивился, если бы такую еще не придумали.
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Veld-Nova Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2011  Student Interface Designer
Ножки/ручки изящные такие *_*
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VeedMEDIC Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
хотелось сделать что-то похожее на кукольную балерину...вроде даже получилось)
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:iconveld-nova:
Veld-Nova Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011  Student Interface Designer
Ещё как получилось)
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VeedMEDIC Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
и то радует *тихо гордится))*
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CrayolaColours Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
The style fits perfectly with the song. :) I've always been hit and miss with the song, I have to say, sometimes I just love it, and sometimes I'm indifferent. xD But it's an amazing song, anyway. Her Name is Alice was my favorite from the album though (It's almost like they played AMA and wrote a song, but then again, it was for Burton's adaptation, which I think completely ripped off of AMA, so it explains some things. xD).
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VeedMEDIC Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks, I tried my best to fit it)

yup, Her Name is Alice is really lovely and interesting, if you'll listen to the text of it. But it isn't enough twisted for AMA, so Chris Vrenna's music fits it way better)

and what about Burton's Alice... It SUPPOSED to be ripped off of AMA, but they failed (except the characters - artist done very well), so you almost right about it=)
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CrayolaColours Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2011
xD I just saw, vorpal blade, jabberwock(y),(Seriously, Jabberwocky was the name of the poem, not the dragon thing.) And Alice being older. I HEARD Burton wanted it to be based off of it, but disney said no. This was probably just a rumor though. But yea, if they wanted it to be AMA, they did fail. xD
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VeedMEDIC Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, Disney'll never create something like AMA. Just cuz the auditory will be much less (I'm talking about little kids) and much more specific. Damn you Disney, you're wrecking all the fun! X)
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